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Chicken Quotes from Chicken Little

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Chicken Quotes /2

Continued from part 1

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It is better to be the head of chicken than the rear end of an ox
– Japanese Proverb

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It is not unprofessional to give free legal advice, but advertising that the first visit will be free is a bit like a fox telling chickens he will not bite them until they cross the threshold of the hen house.
– Warren E. Burger

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It’s erotic if you’re using a feather. It’s kinky if you’re using the whole damn chicken.
– Author unknown

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It’s true that I did get the girl [Julia Roberts], but then my grandfather always said, “Even a blind chicken finds a few grains of corn now and then.
– Author unknown

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Kill a chicken before a monkey.
– Chinese Proverb

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Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor
– Helen Rowland

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Physically there is nothing to distinguish human society from the farm-yard except that children are more troublesome and costly than chickens and calves and that men and women are not so completely enslaved as farm stock.
– George Bernard Shaw

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Regard it as just as desirable to build a chicken house as to build a cathedral.
– Frank Lloyd Wright

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Religion is no more the parent of morality than an incubator is the mother of a chicken.
– Lemuel K. Washburn

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So, first came the egg or first came the chicken ? Well, who cares ! The only thing that counts is when the cock walked by…
– Paul Carvel

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Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
– Chuck Palahniuk

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The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression
– Gary Larson

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The chicken is never declared in the court of hawks. – Cape Coast, Ghana
– African Proverb

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The chickens have come home to roast
– Jane Sherwood Ace

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The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’ – the pig was ‘committed’. – Author unknown
The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed. – Martina Navratilova

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The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.
– Arnold H. Glasgow

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The networks are not some chicken-coop manufacturing lobby whose calls nobody returns.
– Ralph Nader

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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
– Bob Hope

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The pig and the chicken were on their way to breakfast, trying to decide what to have. When chicken said, ”Let’s have ham and eggs.” The pig then replied, ”That’s fine for you, it’s a small donation on your part, but it’s a total sacrifice for me.
– Author unknown

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To the goggling unbeliever Texans say – as people always say about their mangier dishes – “but it’s just like chicken, only tenderer.” Rattlesnake is, in fact, just like chicken, only tougher.
– Alistair Cooke

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We can see a thousand miracles around us every day. What is more supernatural than an egg yolk turning into a chicken?
– S. Parkes Cadman

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What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander but is not necessarily sauce for the chicken, the duck, the turkey or the guinea hen.
– Alice B. Toklas

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when arguing with a chicken a grain of corn is always wrong
– African Proverb

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When I warned them (the French) that Britain would fight on alone whatever they did, their generals told their Prime Minister and his divided Cabinet, “In three weeks England will have her neck wrung like a chicken
– Winston Churchill

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You can’t set a hen in one morning and have chicken salad for lunch.
– George M. Humphrey
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